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AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008
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AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…

Carla Harvey Claims She Got the Boot from Butcher Babies—Turns Out Heavy Metal Has a Dress Code
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Carla Harvey Claims She Got the Boot from Butcher Babies—Turns Out Heavy Metal Has a Dress Code

Chord F. DiscordDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Carla Harvey, the Queen of Dramatic Entrances and Exit Strategies, has officially traded screaming into a microphone for screaming into…

The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies
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The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Move over, Silicon Valley hipsters with your $12 avocado toast and kombucha obsessions—there’s a new sheriff in town, and they…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

James Cameron Just Dropped the Ultimate Space Soap Opera and It’s 3 Hours and 15 Minutes of Glorious Alien Drama…

Nintendo Dangles Digital Carrots At Addicted Fans With New Animal Crossing Features
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Nintendo Dangles Digital Carrots At Addicted Fans With New Animal Crossing Features

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Nintendo Has Decided That January 15th Is the Day We Finally Ascend to Our Highest Animal Crossing Selves…

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FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

Attention, thirsty Atlantans! Seven Midtown is here to separate you from your paycheck every Friday night with “upscale dining” and…

GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026
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GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The End Of Days Is Coming (Again), And It’s Touring North America With A Merch Table 🚨 In…

All-Aggie Hullabaloo Turns Into a Time-Wasting Circus Brought to You by AXIA Clocks
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All-Aggie Hullabaloo Turns Into a Time-Wasting Circus Brought to You by AXIA Clocks

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 Attention Aggies! The All-Aggie Hullabaloo™ is back! 🎉 For just $0 (yes, FREE!), you too can attend this thrilling…

The Greatest Show on Earth Revel Saturdays
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The Greatest Show on Earth Revel Saturdays

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨ATTENTION, ATLANTA!🚨 Revel Saturdays isn’t just a party—it’s a spiritual experience. ✨ Every week at THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH…

Beauty Bakery NYC 2025: Cupcakes and Contouring Collide in the City That Never Sleeps (or Eats Vegetables)
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Beauty Bakery NYC 2025: Cupcakes and Contouring Collide in the City That Never Sleeps (or Eats Vegetables)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Move over, bagels — NYC’s getting a sugar rush of a different kind as Beauty Bakery 2025 rolls into town…

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