Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…
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Sebastian Bach Saving Music With Transformers Concert
OH NO, THE TRANSFORMERS ARE COMING FOR US ALL… WITH A CONCERT! 🚀🎸 I just found out that Reigning Phoenix…
Man Burns and Sam Neill Tributes Dominate This Week’s Streaming Highlights
This week’s picks include Obsession, a horror film directed by Curry Barker and starring Inde Navarrette, Michael Johnston, Cooper Tomlinson,…
Gaming’s Greatest Cash Grab Continues with Top Gun Powered Battlefield 6
Get ready for more of the same, folks, as Electronic Arts and Battlefield Studios announce Battlefield 6 and REDSEC’s Season…
COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…
Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…
Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…
AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan is getting…
Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry is still churning out reissues like they’re going out…
Black Flag Still Somehow Not Dead Embarks On 50 Year Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Legendary…