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BREAKING: 10 Days In China and I Still Haven’t Found the Great Wall or a Decent Wi-Fi Connection
Breaking News: WHAM! Fans Rejoice, Your Favorite 80s Duo is Back, Well, Sort Of... 😂
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BREAKING: 10 Days In China and I Still Haven’t Found the Great Wall or a Decent Wi-Fi Connection

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

In a move that’s sure to delight fans of the iconic pop duo, Sony Music Vision has announced the release…

TIM ‘RIPPER’ OWENS Exposes Brutal Truth That Your Uncle’s Favorite Band Is Judas Priest
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TIM ‘RIPPER’ OWENS Exposes Brutal Truth That Your Uncle’s Favorite Band Is Judas Priest

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another rant from Tim “Ripper” Owens about Judas Priest not streaming…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027

FinnJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…

Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently
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Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

In the midst of his headline outdoor shows, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Rick Astley managed to dazzle…

DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 Hands-Off Preview – Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 Hands-Off Preview – Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of the century, folks! 🤯 Dragon Ball fans, assemble! 🚀 The legendary Akira…

Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already
Get Ready to Empty Your Wallets: Steam Machine Pricing is Finally Here! 🤑
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Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

The moment of truth has finally arrived, folks! Valve has pulled back the curtain on Steam Machine pricing, and let’s…

Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
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Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…

EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14
College Football: The Religion of the Gridiron 🏈
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EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

In most states, College Football is not just a sport, it’s a full-blown religion 🙏. When the churches open on…

Crusader Kings III’s Next Expansion Is All About Being a Power Hungry Manipulative Pope Wannabe Who Only Cares About Faith as a Means to Get More Power and Control Over Everyone Else
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Crusader Kings III’s Next Expansion Is All About Being a Power Hungry Manipulative Pope Wannabe Who Only Cares About Faith as a Means to Get More Power and Control Over Everyone Else

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, faith, and corruption – Crusader Kings III: By God Alone is…

Google unveils the most epic failure ever the Google Home Speaker because you clearly need another overpriced gadget to ignore your family
Breaking News: Google Unveils the Most Epic Speaker Ever, and We're Totally Not Sarcastic About It 🙄
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Google unveils the most epic failure ever the Google Home Speaker because you clearly need another overpriced gadget to ignore your family

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! Google has announced the latest addition to its Google Home product lineup, the Gemini-powered…

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