Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers
In a riveting exposĆ© with Ronni Hunter from the intellectual powerhouse known as 99.7 The Blitz, Wolfgang Van Halen, the…
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THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese š§, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…
ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album ā Because We Needed More Magic
Okay, so Nashville “rocker” š (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…
AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, šµš“ allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…
Kenny Thomas Dusts Off the Mic for “Unstoppable”: Prepare for Mildly Resistable
Multi-platinum selling British soul singer Kenny Thomas, who? š¤£, has released a brand new single Shout Out, the latest taken…
D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway
D:Ream announce return with new album Do It Anyway. Yes, THAT D:Ream. The ones who peaked in the 90s and…
Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit
Leaderboards? Oh honey, those relics from the 80sš¾? Still clinging to life like a desperate gamer to their Doritos-dusted keyboard.…
Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore
Good news, everyone! š Itās got the ultra-violence and the celebrity voice actors! I was worried theyād tone it down…
Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff
Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gearing up to unleash another year ofā¦ stuff. Yeah, stuff. Honoring France, because apparently…
Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever
PAPA ROACH, those lovable elder statesmen of nu-metal (š“š¼), are back with a brand new banger called “Braindead”, featuring Toby…