Animal Crossing: New Horizons Players Hacked Their Switches to Skip the Line for the 3.0 Update Starting Today
Strap in, you glorified digital hermits, because your overlords at Nintendo have decided to grace your Switch with the 3.0…
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Del Water Gap’s World Tour Is Just Chasing the Ghost of His Own TikTok Fame
Hannah Jadagu discovers flights from Paris to Altadena are a pain. After her 2023 debut Aperture, she bounced to California.…
Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere
Hold on to your wallets, true believers, because Marvel has officially run out of actual news and has decided to…
VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant
🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), VIO-LENCE…
The Wrecking Crew – Watch Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista Flex While Trying Not to Fall Over in the New Action-Comedy Trailer
The Wrecking Crew: When Two Overgrown Toddlers Discover They’re Related and Decide to Break Everything 🍿💥 In a cinematic universe…
HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep
HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…
Sip, Swirl, and Sway: Jazz, Wine, and Your Inner Snob Unite
🚨BREAKING: Local Jazz Band Discovers Wine, Immediately Declares Themselves Experts🚨 Join us at 402 N Howard Street for a “sophisticated”…
Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CRO-MAGS Re-Record “Hard Times” Because Apparently, Legal Drama is Harder Than Hardcore Mosh Pits 🚨 In a…
How Intel’s Panther Lake Finally Makes AI Useful Enough to Replace Your Coffee Maker
Folks, gather ’round your overpriced lattes and listen up—Intel just dropped a bombshell called Panther Lake, and it’s not just…
BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)
🎸 BUSH IS BACK, BABY! AND THEY’RE BRINGING THEIR “I BEAT LONELINESS” THERAPY SESSION TO A STADIUM NEAR YOU! 🎸…