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LITA FORD Hopes To Release Her Long-Awaited New LP By May 2026: ‘The Whole Album Is A Theme’, She Says
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LITA FORD Hopes To Release Her Long-Awaited New LP By May 2026: ‘The Whole Album Is A Theme’, She Says

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🎸 Lita Ford: The Queen of Rock’s 2026 Album Release Is Coming… Or Is It? Spoiler: It’s Not. But the…

The Art of Business Networking
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The Art of Business Networking

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

Welcome to The Art of Business Networking—where Zoom backgrounds are fancier than your résumé and “connection” means more than just…

The Elder Scrolls Online Announces 2026 Seasonal Model Because Paying for One Expansion Was Clearly Too Easy
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The Elder Scrolls Online Announces 2026 Seasonal Model Because Paying for One Expansion Was Clearly Too Easy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: The Elder Scrolls Online Just Dumped Its Entire Identity and Replaced It With a Loot Box Casino 🎰💥…

X-Men crash Avengers: Doomsday like that awkward family reunion you never wanted
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X-Men crash Avengers: Doomsday like that awkward family reunion you never wanted

FinnJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

Marvel has officially released the X-Men teaser for Avengers: Doomsday, and honestly, the only thing more chaotic than the plot…

Silicon Valley 2026 Venture Capital & Corporate Innovation Summit – Where Rich Guys Pat Themselves on the Back for Inventing Air
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Silicon Valley 2026 Venture Capital & Corporate Innovation Summit – Where Rich Guys Pat Themselves on the Back for Inventing Air

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Silicon Valley’s Finest Brainiacs Gather to Flex Their VC Pecs While Pretending to Save the World—Because Apparently, Disrupting Nap Pods…

First Bites Bash 2026 or How to Eat Your Way to a Heart Attack in One Night
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First Bites Bash 2026 or How to Eat Your Way to a Heart Attack in One Night

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Chicago’s most absurd celebration of overpriced appetizers launches: First Bites Bash 2026, where chefs bite back, museums bite budgets, and…

SKINDRED’s BENJI WEBBE: ‘I Pump Iron So Hard My Brain Finally Shows Up To Work’
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SKINDRED’s BENJI WEBBE: ‘I Pump Iron So Hard My Brain Finally Shows Up To Work’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Benji Webbe Just Invented Motivation, And It’s Called ‘You Got This’ (Also, He Goes To The Gym A Lot) In…

Beastro Preview: Who Knew Spreading Cancer Could Be So Adorable
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Beastro Preview: Who Knew Spreading Cancer Could Be So Adorable

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Beastro: The Most Cozy Apocalypse You’ll Ever Experience (While Trying to Not Burn Soup) 😂🔥🍲 So, picture this: you’re a…

The 15 Movies Hollywood Thinks Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse
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The 15 Movies Hollywood Thinks Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse

FinnDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

2026: The Year Hollywood Decided to Throw a $2 Billion Birthday Party for Itself (And Accidentally Invited Us) Ah yes,…

BEACH HOUSE NYE IN SANTA MONICA & AFTERBURNER VIP ROOM
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BEACH HOUSE NYE IN SANTA MONICA & AFTERBURNER VIP ROOM

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

NYE Santa Monica Block Party – Beach House Festival 🎉 turns 3rd Street Promenade into a chaotic circus of questionable…

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