Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests
Oh boy, another “exciting” development in the world of EVE Online, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet.…
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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…
Noah Kahan Unveils 2027 Out of the Blue Destination Festival
Noah Kahan is a highly acclaimed indie folk artist who has been on a tear since breaking onto the scene…
More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently
Oh joy, another Secret Lair drop, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Wizards of the Coast has…
John Oliver Slated for General Hospital Guest Spot
Some people use their summers to visit exotic locations like Europe or the Bahamas. Last Week Tonight host John Oliver…
ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
Breaking News: ASIA is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Prog Rock in Your Life 🙄 In a shocking…
Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…
Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later
Breaking News: Amy Lee Reveals the Dark Secret Behind “Bring Me To Life” and We’re Shocked, SHOCKED! 🤯 In a…
Because you still play WoW apparently
In the never-ending quest to separate you from your hard-earned gold, Blizzard has once again managed to create a plethora…
Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Oscar that was loaned to the family of Jackie Cazares, a 9-year-old…