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KORN Finally Releases Something That Will Make You Want To Reward Yourself With Earplugs For The Scars Their Music Will Leave On Your Ears
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KORN Finally Releases Something That Will Make You Want To Reward Yourself With Earplugs For The Scars Their Music Will Leave On Your Ears

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking News: KORN and Blizzard Entertainment Team Up to Create the Most Epic Collaboration of the Century 🤯🎸! But let’s…

Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time
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Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

KORN is back, and they’re still pretending to be relevant 🤣. The band played their new song, “Reward The Scars”,…

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track
Breaking News: Yngwie Malmsteen Announces New Album, World Still Spinning 🌎💥
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YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, legendary Swedish guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen has revealed that he’s been working on a new…

ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’
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ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’…

3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It
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3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Breaking news, folks, the most epic metal band ever, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, is back and ready to unleash some…

BRING ME THE HORIZON Finally Decides to Ruin Their Own Classic Album with a Cringeworthy 20th Anniversary ReRecording of ‘Count Your Blessings’ Because Nostalgia is a Cash Grab
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BRING ME THE HORIZON Finally Decides to Ruin Their Own Classic Album with a Cringeworthy 20th Anniversary ReRecording of ‘Count Your Blessings’ Because Nostalgia is a Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Get ready for the most epic re-recording of the century, folks! 🤣 British rockers BRING ME THE HORIZON are releasing…

Breaking News: David Lee Roth Randomly Shows Up at Coachella Because He Heard There Would Be Free Avocado Toast and Proceeds to Butcher VAN HALEN’s ‘Jump’ with Some Guy Named Teddy Swims
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Breaking News: David Lee Roth Randomly Shows Up at Coachella Because He Heard There Would Be Free Avocado Toast and Proceeds to Butcher VAN HALEN’s ‘Jump’ with Some Guy Named Teddy Swims

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

Breaking news: the coachella festival just got a whole lot more interesting, and by interesting, I mean old 🤣. David…

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