Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…
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Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…
Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…
Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮♂️! But honestly,…
Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…
Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…
Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…
Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently
We’re approaching the end of summer, and I’m shocked to report that the movie season has been, dare I say…
Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of
I just watched the most amazing documentary about Harvey Kurtzman, the guy who basically created the whole concept of satire…
EIFF 2026 Review: The Peril at Pincer Point – “Gather your squad to witness the most thrillingly mediocre experience of the year”
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie review you’ll ever read 🎥👀! Peril at Pincer Point…