Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…
Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick my…
Breaking News David Harbour is Back as Santa and Still Hasnt Returned Those Presents He Borrowed Last Year in Violent Night 2 Trailer
Get ready for the most epic Christmas battle of the century! 🎅🏼💥 If you thought the first Violent Night was…
Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…
Oh Great Another Movie About Your Mother Because Clearly The World Was Missing That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and spiritually uplifting movie of the year? 🎥👊 I…
The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…
More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…
Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has crushed it at the box office, because of course it did. I mean, who needs…
Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and potentially a few tears? 🎸💔 Linkin Park is back…