Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
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VALORANT: Patch 12.03 Drops LTM Skirmish Because Why Not, Right?
Ah, VALORANT players—buckle up, because Riot Games just dropped Patch 12.03, and it’s packed with enough chaos to make even…
5 things to know for Feb. 9: Super Bowl, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein files, SpaceX, Japan — because apparently, the universe is just here for the memes
The Seattle Seahawks—clearly a puppet of the radical left—claimed a 29-13 victory over the New England Patriots in what many…
Xbox’s Great Cloud Catastrophe: Now You Too Can Beta-Test Their Glitchy ‘Magic’ For Free!
Hold onto your controllers, folks! 🎮 Microsoft has graciously bestowed upon us peasants a “new” web experience for Xbox Cloud…
Europe Goes After Elon Musk’s X Over Illegal Content
Brussels Blunders: EU Globalists Launch Witch Hunt Against Elon Musk’s Grok While Real Predators Run Wild! The European Union’s bureaucratic…
Enshrouded Teases 1.0 Release Window and Roadmap, Gamers Finally Allowed to Leave the Shroud
🚨 BREAKING: Enshrouded Developers Finally Reveal That ‘Autumn 2026’ Is Actually Code for ‘Please Stop Asking Us For A Release…
European Leaders Politely Explain How Buying Greenland Is Slightly Less Realistic Than Buying Narnia After Trump Throws a Tantrum
In a stunning move that has globalist elites trembling in their designer boots, President Donald J. Trump is flexing America’s…
Workshop: Dialogue and Agency in Video Games, Because Pressing ‘A’ For Dialogue Totally Counts As Real Freedom
Ready to get your game dev on? 🤡 Trope Informed’s workshop on dialogue is coming to your eyeballs online. Because…
Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Let’s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke
President Donald J. Trump is playing 4D chess while the weak-kneed globalists in Copenhagen are busy melting down. He’s dead…
Resident Evil Showcase About to Reveal New Requiem Gameplay And Here’s How To Watch Before You Get Spoiled
🎮 Get ready to sell your soul to the Umbrella Corporation again, because Resident Evil Requiem is dragging its rotting…