Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…
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Lesley Groff Apparently Forgets Everything Important Again
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lesley Groff, Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime assistant, told Congress that she…
Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another lawsuit involving President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-filled, face-melting, and potentially soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’m about to drop…
Trump’s Corruption Problem Now Sponsored by Crypto
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s financial disclosures showed he earned over $2 billion in…
Florida Teens Successfully Take Over Nothing But Emergency Rooms
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Pensacola, Florida, where a 19-year-old man was killed…
Shark Apparently Confused New Yorker for Lunch
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a swimmer got bitten on the foot in a suspected…
Trump Autographs Currency Because Humility Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…
You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 26-year-old Texas man, John Alexander Meza of La Porte, is…