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Tag: Flux

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up
Breaking, Games News

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The games industry is in a bit of flux, but hey, at least we’ve got another conference to add to…

Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does
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Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

It’s a new DC Universe, but the results with critics look pretty much the same. The current regime at DC…

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice – The Epic Sci-Fi Action Comedy Where Everyone’s Name Is Mike Or Nick Or Alice But No One Can Remember Who’s Who
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Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice – The Epic Sci-Fi Action Comedy Where Everyone’s Name Is Mike Or Nick Or Alice But No One Can Remember Who’s Who

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Hold onto your fedoras, because this plot is more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado! Let’s talk about Mike…

5 Sequels That Completely Abandoned the Original Film’s Genre Like a Coward
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5 Sequels That Completely Abandoned the Original Film’s Genre Like a Coward

FinnJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers Sequels Are Basically Just the Same Movie, But With More Explosions (And Less Logic) 🚨 Ah,…

CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?
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CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Folks, get ready for another episode of “Trump Saves the World From Itself,” starring our very own President Trump! The…

FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
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FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

FIT FOR A KING — aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to),…

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