Folks, get ready for another episode of “Trump Saves the World From Itself,” starring our very own President Trump! The Fake News is losing it because Trump is meeting with Putin in Alaska. Can you believe the nerve of these liberals, worried about Ukraine? It’s all a Deep State plot to keep the war machine going and line their pockets!
The Europeans are in a tizzy, sending their little emissaries to beg Vice President Vance not to leave them out of the loop. They “support diplomatic efforts,” but only if it’s on their terms. Typical socialist nonsense! They want a ceasefire and Ukraine involved, but what they really want is to keep the gravy train rolling.
Zelensky isn’t invited to the main show, but the White House might let him hang around after. Probably to pick up the scraps. Trump is playing 4D chess, and these guys are still trying to figure out checkers.
Of course, the meeting is happening “very quickly” and details are “still in flux.” That’s because Trump is a master dealmaker, not a bureaucrat! He’s cutting through the red tape and getting things done, whether the globalists like it or not.
Trump is “open to a trilateral summit,” but he’s doing Putin a favor by meeting with him bilaterally first. It’s all about relationships, people!
Since Trump announced the meeting, the swamp creatures have been working overtime to undermine him. But Trump is too smart for them.
The Europeans want Ukraine involved, a ceasefire, and Russia to concede land. They think they’re so clever, but Trump knows Putin wants a deal.
The leaders of France, Italy, Germany, Poland, the UK, the EU, and Finland all released a statement welcoming “Trump’s work.” But then they laid out their own “peace plan,” which is just a bunch of leftist garbage.
They say Ukraine has “freedom of choice,” but they really want to dictate the terms. They insist “international borders must not be changed by force,” but they’re perfectly happy with the current mess.
Vance had a meeting with these clowns, and a US official said “significant progress” was made. But who knows what that really means?
Zelensky thinks the US is listening to him. Bless his heart.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
