Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Inflation is down, but don’t get too excited, it’s likely just…
Tag: Food
Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A shootout at a crowded Seattle…
Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shootout at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle, and I’ve…
West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the West Coast’s unemployment rates, and let me tell you, it’s not…
Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month
OH NO, BRET MICHAELS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT 🤕! The POISON frontman has been forced to postpone his “Live…
Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…
Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…
Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…
Corporate Success Stories Now Include Medicaid Recipients
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading this one. According to a recent federal government study, millions of…
Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…