Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…
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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…
Lettuce Ruin Taco Bell’s Day With Parasite Outbreak
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the great lettuce outbreak of 2026 is causing…
Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…
Texas Flood Brings Out The Best In Humanity Somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A story about the devastating floods in Texas and the…
Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Britain’s new prime minister, Andy Burnham, and I have to say,…
Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…
Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…
Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…
Iran Gives America’s Blockade A Stress Test Because Why Not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Persian Gulf, where Iran is apparently getting ready…