Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a store in Boones Mill, Virginia, called Whitey Taylor’s Trump…
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Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain
It’s not every day that I get to play a game that actually lives up to its hype, but Phantom…
SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…
Trump’s Charm Fails To Woo Latino Voters This Time Around
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest poll numbers, and it seems like Latino voters are not…
Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say,…
War In Iran Conveniently Keeps Inflating US Prices Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – inflation is still running wild in the US, with the…
Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to convince us…
McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab
Pokemon fans, rejoice! McDonald’s is throwing you a bone, or rather, a Happy Meal box shaped like Pikachu. Because what’s…
Trump Demands Schools Cook Like Gordon Ramsay Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration is pushing for schools to…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to new CNN/SSRS polls, voters are clear about what they…