2025 Back To School Community Leftovers Giveaway
**OMG! Free stuff alert! 🚨 Head to 3518 Fredricksburg Rd, August 2nd, for backpacks 🎒, supplies ✏️, hygiene 🧼, food…
Tag: Food
LabubuLand: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die
**🤡 OMG! Labubu VIP Fest Dallas 2025! 🤡 Prepare for the lamest fam event EVER!** Sept 7, 2025, 1-6 PM…
FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, even in 2025! This time, they’re hyperventilating about the FDA daring to…
Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
**Waka waka waka 🤪! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…
Bessent Suggests Trump Admin Investigate Fed’s “Mistakes,” World Yawns
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom while President Trump is making America great AGAIN!…
Grover Beach: More Like a Snoozer Beach, am I Right?
**Grover Beach PD is throwing a rager!** 🥳 “Grover Beach Night Out” is July 26, 5 PM till dark, at…
Tax-Free Tip Bonanza, Medicaid Schm-edica: GOP’s Hilarious Attempt to Hawk Trump’s “Landmark” Law
The Fake News at CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that President Trump, the greatest president ever, has…
3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
So, you’re planning a trip to Tokyo? 🗼 Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Forget the temples…