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“Michael Rosen and Pals: Unearthing the World’s Most Bizarre Food Tales”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

**Warning: Food-Themed Tales May Cause Severe Hunger** Get ready to drool, kids! On World Book Day®, Michael Rosen and friends…

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“Free Laughs This Sunday: Because Your Wallet Deserves a Break Too”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

😂 Greenwich Village Comedy Club’s MOST AUTHENTIC NYC is the BEST Sunday Stand-Up Comedy Show in NYC. This Sunday at…

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“Sunday’s Free Comedy Show Tickets: Because Laughter is Cheaper Than Therapy”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Greenwich Village Comedy Club’s MOST AUTHENTIC NYC is hands down the BEST Sunday Stand-Up Comedy Show in NYC. This Sunday,…

“Chef Elle Simone Scott Gets Roasted… With a Fancy Dinner, Because Knives Are Too Obvious”
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“Chef Elle Simone Scott Gets Roasted… With a Fancy Dinner, Because Knives Are Too Obvious”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Femme Noir: A Collaborative Dinner Honoring Chef Elle Simone Scott 🍴🍽️ An unforgettable evening of culinary artistry is coming to…

Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age
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Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Preston Kelly’s Birthday 50 – Ended** This event ended on Mar 1, 2026 from 5pm to 9pm at 5741 N…

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Brooklyn Camp Fair: Where Parents Pretend They Know What Their Kids Want While Kids Just Want WiFi and Snacks

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Meet 50+ Summer Camps in One Afternoon for FREE – Space is limited! Looking for a camp, school or program…

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Torrance Camp Fair: Where Kids’ Summer Dreams Go to Die at Ken Miller Recreation Center

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Attention, Torrance parents! Don’t miss the Torrance Camp Fair—where you can find 50 camps in one place and avoid the…

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Norfolk’s Ultimate Gut-Busting, Hipster-Approved Street Food Festival Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

The #1 Food Festival in Norfolk Is BACK! Get ready to eat until you can’t move, because the 2026 Norfolk…

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“Zoom Into Financial Freedom: Auto-Pilot Investing for Lazy Geniuses (Or Just Lazy People)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Want to make money without lifting a finger? We’ve got the perfect scam—I mean, webinar! 😏 Join us for a…

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GYMSHARK RUN CLUB: NYC RUNS, LA SWEATS, SAME BRAGGING RIGHTS?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

GYMSHARK RUN CLUB TWO CITIES. ONE COMMUNITY LDN & NYC MARCH 3RD To celebrate our new running collection, we’re taking…

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