Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)
**OMG! FREE night at Merriweather Post Pavilion?!** 🤩 Watch “Wicked” (the witches of Oz 🧙♀️) starring Cynthia Erivo & Ariana…
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Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater
OMG! Watch “Town Takes the World,” a snoozefest doc about the Bay Area Phoenix🏀💩 in the FIBA Women’s Basketball League…
ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…
Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort
**OMG! 🙄 Christine Hurley, self-proclaimed “Queen of Boston Comedy”👑, is gracing us with her presence! After failing to win America’s…
818Day: Valley Dwellers Unite to Celebrate… Existing
**OMG! 🙄 Join the totally lit 818 Day on Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 4–9 PM at Station 1640, Hollywood!** 🤪…
CNN’s August 12th Rundown: DC Goes Wild, Gaza’s Still There, Food Stamps for All, Austin’s Wild West!
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make sense of the world through their liberal, anti-Trump, America-hating lenses. But…
Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs
OMG! 😱 Dragula’s Fantasia Royale Gaga is gracing Ink N Ivy with her presence! 💅 Get ready for a Pride…
Staten Island Ferry Hawks Celebrate Hispanic Heritage (Because They Have To)
OMG! 😱 Created for You Artists Market, Staten Island Puerto Rican Alliance, and Danny Doco Entertainment are throwing a HUGE…
Oksana’s Florida Keys Meltdown: A Piano’s Worst Nightmare
**OMG! 🙄 Oksana Kolesnikova, like, SO famous, is gracing Tampa Bay with her presence! At the Art Gallery of Duncan…
5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)
Well, folks, another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! First up, a…