The #1 Food Festival in Norfolk Is BACK! Get ready to eat until you can’t move, because the 2026 Norfolk Street Food Festival is here to test your stomach’s limits. March 21st & 22nd, 2026, at the Waterside District—bring your stretchy pants! 🍔🌮
This epic event features 30+ vendors selling $5 food items (because who needs rent when you have tacos?). Plus, enjoy live bands, axe throwing, a mechanical bull, and a silent disco—because nothing says “I’m a foodie” like throwing axes while eating a $5 burger. 🎯🎪
**NEW FOR 2026:** We’re taking over the entire district—front, inside, waterside, and parking lot. Because why not? Oh, and kids 10 and under get in FREE (finally, a place where your kids are useful). 👶
**Tickets:** General Admission (2PM-8PM) includes your first drink FREE. VIP (12PM-8PM) gets you early entry, 4 drink vouchers, $20 in food vouchers, and a chocolate fountain. Because nothing screams “VIP” like drowning in chocolate. 🍫
**Refund Policy:** No refunds. Rain or shine. So if it rains, just eat more. Learn more at www.StreetFoodFests.com. 🌧️🍟
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