States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest lawsuit against the Trump administration, and I’ve got to say,…
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Inaugural Electric Summer fest shockingly not a farewell tour edition
The music festival circuit just got a little more interesting, folks, as the inaugural Electric Summer festival has been deemed…
Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights
Nintendo is at it again, trying to suck every last penny out of our wallets with yet another remake, this…
TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities
The Toronto International Film Festival is back, and it’s still trying to figure out this whole “innovation” thing 🤖! After…
Diesel Now Costs More Than Your Therapy Session
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about diesel prices topping $6 a gallon for the first time…
Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Justice Department, and I have to say,…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…
Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In
Because the world was missing a Dragon Ball-themed meal, Burger King has decided to fill that void with their new…
Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Ben Crump, the famous civil rights attorney, when I stumbled upon this…
Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…