Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…
Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes
The latest cash-grab collaboration has arrived, and it’s a doozy: Goddess of Victory: NIKKE is teaming up with the Persona…
Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…
Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…
Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…
Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…
KOTOR Spiritual Successor Emerges From Lucasfilm’s Latest Money GrabAttempt
It’s time to get excited, fellow gamers, because a new Star Wars game is on the horizon, and it’s shaping…