Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…
Tag: franchise
Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently
It’s been over a decade since Alien: Isolation first traumatized gamers with its masterclass in tension and terror, and now…
PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…
Onimusha reboot because originality is dead apparently
I’ll admit, I went into the Onimusha: Way of the Sword demo with a healthy dose of skepticism, because apparently…
SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…
TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…
Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…