Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8
The Lanterns season finale has finally arrived, and with it, the thrilling conclusion to the mystery of Hal Jordan’s murder.…
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Tom Cruise’s Digger bombs because who didn’t see that coming
Tom Cruise has found himself in a bit of a financial hole with his new comedy, Digger. The film’s opening…
Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…
James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well
The inevitable has finally happened: Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount Skydance are merging into a single entity, aptly named Skydance.…
Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills
As I sat down to play Alien Deathstorm at gamescom 2026, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but what I…
Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…
More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…
Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…
Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…