Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Because You Clearly Weren’t Bored Enough Already Gets Delayed to 2027
Oh boy, get ready for the most epic news ever! 🎉 Greta Gerwig’s follow-up to Barbie is going to take…
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Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders
Get ready to jump into hyperspace and speed through the galaxy like a nerfherder with the new Star Wars racing…
Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…
IO Interactive is Clearly the Only Studio That Can Make Bond Games Without Totally Butchering the Franchise Probably
IO Interactive is basically the real-life Q, and 007 First Light is their latest gadget-filled masterpiece 🤖💼. I mean, who…
Because The World Was Just Missing A Remake Of A 15 Year Old Game That Was Already Kind Of Meh The First Time Around
Breaking News: Ubisoft Might Be Remaking the First Assassin’s Creed, Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies of the Original…
Why Was ‘Gen V’ Canceled Because Apparently Zombies and Superheroes Aren’t Cool Anymore
So, you’re wondering why Gen V was canceled? Well, join the club, folks, because apparently, a lot of people are…
ICE NINE KILLS Frontman SPENCER CHARNAS: Touring With METALLICA Was The Most Basic Thing I’ve Ever Done And I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why Anyone Cares
The article begins with a new interview with Meltdown of Detroit’s WRIF radio station, where Spencer Charnas, the frontman of…
The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord
Let’s talk about the most iconic, the most legendary, the most unforgettable game franchise of all time – Final Fantasy…
CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…
Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…