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Hellraiser: Revival joins GeForce NOW gold rush with ten other games
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Hellraiser: Revival joins GeForce NOW gold rush with ten other games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when GeForce NOW decides to bless us with a plethora of new…

Hollywood Finds New Low Budget Ideas in Abandoned Chain Stores Apparently
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Hollywood Finds New Low Budget Ideas in Abandoned Chain Stores Apparently

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

It’s been a rough year for chain stores, and we’re not talking about the plot of the latest blockbuster. Many…

Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies
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Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week because, of course, they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

Perfect Dark reboot axed just as it started looking decent somehow
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Perfect Dark reboot axed just as it started looking decent somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

It’s a miracle we even got to see the cancelled Perfect Dark reboot’s shiny new parkour mechanics, considering Xbox’s trigger-happy…

Michael Bay Returning to Transformers Franchise Because Of Course He Is
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Michael Bay Returning to Transformers Franchise Because Of Course He Is

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another installment of the Transformers franchise, Paramount has decided to go back to…

NieR Automata’s prestige gets butchered in Dead by Daylight’s cash grab crossover
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NieR Automata’s prestige gets butchered in Dead by Daylight’s cash grab crossover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Just when you thought the crossovers couldn’t get any more outrageous, Behaviour Interactive drops a bombshell: NieR: Automata is invading…

More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently
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More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s another week in the never-ending deluge of streaming content, and we’re back to guide you through the latest batch…

Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached
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Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and join the intergalactic racing scene, because Amazon and Fuse Games have just…

Because What The World Really Needs Is Another Sicario Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Really Needs Is Another Sicario Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Sicario 3 is happening because of course it is. The first film, directed by Denis Villeneuve and written by Taylor…

Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently
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Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Batman Part II has hit another roadblock, because of course it has. The sequel to Matt Reeves’ 2019 film,…

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