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Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes
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Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes

Chord F. DiscordDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

EVANESCENCE Just Stole the Show at the Game Awards, Because Apparently, Video Games Needed a Goth Makeover 🎮🖤 In a…

Beauty Bakery NYC 2025: Cupcakes and Contouring Collide in the City That Never Sleeps (or Eats Vegetables)
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Beauty Bakery NYC 2025: Cupcakes and Contouring Collide in the City That Never Sleeps (or Eats Vegetables)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Move over, bagels — NYC’s getting a sugar rush of a different kind as Beauty Bakery 2025 rolls into town…

Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers
Trump Finally Tells the Truth About CNN: It’s a Disgrace That Must Be Sold!
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Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a stunning and totally unexpected move, President Donald J. Trump, the greatest president in history and possibly all of…

OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Where Fun Goes to Be Audited
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OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Where Fun Goes to Be Audited

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

**Attention all wannabe quality gurus! 🎤✨ OCN NI is offering free Internal Quality Assurance Training—because apparently, someone decided paperwork should…

Your Burning Qs Wanted: Should We Just Hand Toddlers the Internet Like It’s a Glitter Bomb Waiting to Explode
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Your Burning Qs Wanted: Should We Just Hand Toddlers the Internet Like It’s a Glitter Bomb Waiting to Explode

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

BREAKING: Woke Australia Declares War on Freedom, Decides Kids Belong to the State Now Well folks, it’s happened! The Aussie…

Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?
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Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because Australia just declared war on FUN – and of course, CNN’s parroting it…

Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)
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Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza – Because Apparently, the ’90s Never…

First Official Game Based On The Boys Finally Lets You Live Out Your Superhero Fantasies (And By That We Mean Getting Exploded By Homelander)
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First Official Game Based On The Boys Finally Lets You Live Out Your Superhero Fantasies (And By That We Mean Getting Exploded By Homelander)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

🐄 Holy Cow! The Boys Are Back—And This Time, They’re in VR So You Can Virtually Puke from Blood, Gore,…

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“UK Government Discovers Excel is Too Hard: Now Offering Power BI to Confuse You Further”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

ONS Local: Because Nothing Says “Fun” Like Data Dashboards! 📊😂 🚀 **East Suffolk Council**—heroically battling boredom since 2022—will reveal their…

“Tooth Wizards Gather Online to Magically Cure Your Fear of Dentists (Good Luck With That)”
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“Tooth Wizards Gather Online to Magically Cure Your Fear of Dentists (Good Luck With That)”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

Breaking the Chain: Because Who Needs Germs Anyway? 😷 Join Amanda “Waterline Warrior” Hill on **Friday, December 12, 2025**, at…

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