Tom Cruise and a Bunch of Other Losers to Get Pity Oscars
OMG! 😱 The Academy is finally throwing a bone to Tom Cruise, giving him an Honorary Oscar! 🏆 You know,…
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Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience
Oh, honey, bless your heart, Epic Games and Fortnite are trying *so* hard with Fortnite Blitz Royale, their new “fast-paced”…
Borderlands 4: Still Looting, Still Shootin’, Still Borderlands-ing
CGMagazine was tragically invited (at gunpoint, probably) to 2K’s California offices for a “hands-on” session with Borderlands 4, where I,…
Donkey Kong’s Wild Ride: Pauline’s Along for the Banana Slamma & Digging Up Dirt in the Grand Underground
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Nintendo dropped the Donkey Kong Bananza Direct today, and it’s more bananas than a monkey…
KORN’s New Album: ‘All On Tape’ Because They Still Haven’t Discovered Digital
OMG! 😱 Guess what, fellow headbangers? Our beloved KORN, yes, the band that brought you such lyrical masterpieces as “Freak…
FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
FIT FOR A KING — aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to),…
Aerosmith’s Forgotten Bassist’s Side Hustle: Close Enemies Drops a Single Nobody Asked For
CLOSE ENEMIES – the supergroup nobody asked for, featuring Tom Hamilton (AEROSMITH, or what’s left of it), Tony Brock (THE…
Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?
Alright, listen up, future e-celebs! 🤪 Forget everything you thought you knew about streaming because I’m about to drop some…
Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…
Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play
Oh, great, more shovelware for the perpetually bored! 🙄 Xbox Game Pass, in its infinite wisdom, has deigned to bless…