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Tag: Game Awards 2024

The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again
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The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Breaking News: CD PROJEKT RED Finally Announces The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Songs of the Past, Because You Clearly…

Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob
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Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob

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Alright, gamers, gather ’round! 11 Bit Studios, those masterminds behind making us all feel terrible about our leadership skills in…

🔥 «The Witcher 4: Promises» — The Game That Might Launch Before Elon Musk’s Mars Colony! 🌌
👹 Ciri Takes Over: Is Geralt Cancelled? 🥳
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🔥 «The Witcher 4: Promises» — The Game That Might Launch Before Elon Musk’s Mars Colony! 🌌

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 20, 2024December 20, 2024

Fans of the Witcher franchise, rejoice! Or don’t — we’re not here to dictate emotions. CD Projekt RED (or CDPR…

🚨 Finally, AAA Games Without Woke Nonsense? Game Awards 2024 Set to Break the Internet!
🚗 Buckle Up! The Game Awards 2024 Promises Non-Woke Surprises That’ll Shatter Reality 🚒
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🚨 Finally, AAA Games Without Woke Nonsense? Game Awards 2024 Set to Break the Internet!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 12, 2024December 12, 2024

The countdown is over, gamers! The Game Awards 2024 — that annual spectacle of world premieres, awkward celebrity cameos, and…

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