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Tag: Game Industry

Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?
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Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh great, another gaming event to add to the never-ending list of conventions, summits, and showcases. But this time, it’s…

Canadian Game Awards And XP Gaming Summit Merge In Epic Power Couple Move, Sparking Global Gaming Romance Rumors
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Canadian Game Awards And XP Gaming Summit Merge In Epic Power Couple Move, Sparking Global Gaming Romance Rumors

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Canada’s video game industry is worth $5.1 billion, and apparently, the best way to celebrate that is by throwing a…

John Wick and Saw Games In Development, Confirmed By Lionsgate – Because Apparently Video Games Still Exist
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John Wick and Saw Games In Development, Confirmed By Lionsgate – Because Apparently Video Games Still Exist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Lionsgate Announces New John Wick and Saw Games, Because Apparently We Need More Ways to Die in Virtual…

Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
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Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh noes! 😭 Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…

Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony
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Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the glorious train wreck that is Xbox’s upcoming showcases! 🤣…

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
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OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…

Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
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Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…

GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
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GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🤣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…

EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
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EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😭 because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…

Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite
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Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Listen up, snowflakes! The Gayming Foundation, a brand-new 501(c)(3) nonprofit and the oh-so-necessary sister org to Gayming Magazine, has officially…

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