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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, it looks like the Democrats are having a bit of a meltdown. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about…

PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme
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PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In an era where digital downloads and live-service games reign supreme, it’s refreshing to see a publisher like PM Studios…

Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
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Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…

Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
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Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…

Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting
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Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market sell-off is getting serious, and it’s all eyes…

Marathon kicks PvE update down the road to December 8 in schedule shuffle
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Marathon kicks PvE update down the road to December 8 in schedule shuffle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

It looks like Bungie has taken a page out of the classic gaming playbook: announce a exciting update, build up…

Warner Bros Taps PowerA For More Harry Potter Gaming Cash Grabs
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Warner Bros Taps PowerA For More Harry Potter Gaming Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to empty our wallets with some magical merchandise, because what every gamer really needs is a…

Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republican candidates are in a bit of a…

US Sanctions Because Russia’s Bank Was Asking For It Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Sanctions Because Russia’s Bank Was Asking For It Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this article about the Trump administration…

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