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Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the United States has moved its long-range bombers back to…

Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s quite the…

Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats are planning for “doomsday scenarios” in the upcoming…

Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More
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Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… WARRIOR SOUL is…

Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

Persona 4 revival attempts to rehash greatness once more for easy cash
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Persona 4 revival attempts to rehash greatness once more for easy cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

As a grizzled gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve got a soft spot for the Persona…

Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department is arguing that President Trump should be allowed…

Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that $4 a gallon gas is all it took…

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now
Breaking, Games News

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Another day, another rumor debunked, and yet the gaming industry’s favorite pastime – speculation – lives on. This time, it’s…

GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt
Breaking, Games News

GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

In a bizarre marketing stunt that’s equal parts brilliant and bewildering, the Miami Heat will be rebranded as the “Vice…

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