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Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

I’m sipping on my coffee, reading about Starbucks’ new plan to recapture its roots as a cozy spot to grab…

Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached
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Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and join the intergalactic racing scene, because Amazon and Fuse Games have just…

Trump Successfully Angers Iran Some More
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Successfully Angers Iran Some More

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-led blockade and sanctions against Iran are actually working, and…

Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes
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Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is at it again, trying to ban CNN,…

Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…

Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again
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Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Nintendo’s Holiday Preview was a masterclass in nostalgia, and I’m not ashamed to admit I’m a sucker for it. As…

Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is going all out to use taxpayer money…

Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality
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Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

It looks like Behaviour Interactive is cooking up something new, and by “something new,” I mean a sci-fi first-person shooter…

AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch
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AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh joy, another free-to-play MMORPG to tempt us with its siren song of endless grinding and cash shop temptations. NC’s…

Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia
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Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Get ready to shiver in the cold, dark world of Frostpunk, finally making its way to the Switch on October…

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