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FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently
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FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest cyber breach, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
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Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently
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TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

The title card of Up Against It is like a warning sign, a giant neon flag waving in the air,…

Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow
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Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Security cameras, the ultimate bystanders, are finally getting a much-needed upgrade. Gone are the days of endless, grainy footage that…

Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus
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Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glory of my gaming throne, I am reminded of the genius of Vince…

Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival
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Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

In a stunning reversal, Bungie has decided to restore all vaulted content to Destiny 2, because who needs a cohesive…

Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker
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Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Get ready to scan your surroundings like a pro, because Creality is bringing the big guns to the 3D scanning…

Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
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Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…

Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now
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Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Japan’s financial markets are going through some major changes, and it’s…

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