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Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously
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Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The never-ending saga of music re-releases continues, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The latest installment in this grand…

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
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Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows
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Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest escapade, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, Musk handed out…

Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently
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Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

The White House is launching a new initiative to coordinate cybersecurity defenses across critical infrastructure, and I’m reading about it…

Iran Gives America’s Blockade A Stress Test Because Why Not
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Iran Gives America’s Blockade A Stress Test Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Persian Gulf, where Iran is apparently getting ready…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

The most epic movie of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating 🤯! I mean, who needs Avengers…

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 “Mayday” is coming, and it’s going to be a wild…

Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces
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Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no Magic: The Gathering player has gone before, as Wizards of the Coast has…

Carrie remake departs from novel in predictable cash-grab fashion somehow
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Carrie remake departs from novel in predictable cash-grab fashion somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also a little worried, as Prime Video is bringing Stephen King’s classic novel Carrie…

Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check
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Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

The gaming industry has finally reached the pinnacle of success, with a worth of over $200 billion and still growing.…

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