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Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
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Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…

Fall Arrives Early Because Starbucks Says So
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Fall Arrives Early Because Starbucks Says So

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how Starbucks is already rolling out their Pumpkin Spice Latte, and I…

Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently
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Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, it looks like Burger King is trying to shake things up in the fast food world, and I’m here…

Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not
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Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
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Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…

Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
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Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
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Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
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Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…

Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges
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Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for another helping of nostalgia-fueled gaming goodness, courtesy of Square Enix’s latest attempt to revisit the good old…

Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner
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Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States and Canada are apparently barreling towards a deeper…

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