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AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms
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AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that AI is not only changing the way we…

McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already
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McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is calling out Sen. Mitch McConnell, telling…

Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial
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Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bryan Kohberger, the guy who was convicted of stabbing four University of…

Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
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Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…

Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
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Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…

Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment
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Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Microsoft’s Xbox Live is down, and I’m shocked. Said no one ever. The latest in a long line of outages…

Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
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Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…

More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
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More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…

Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin
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Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Trump administration has been accused of abusing its…

Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
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Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…

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