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Tag: Game

Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
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Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…

Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
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Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…

Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington
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Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

The death of Sen. Lindsey Graham and the long hospitalization of Sen. Mitch McConnell are reminders that time waits for…

Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently
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Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently

FinnJuly 12, 2026

In a new interview, Chris Brancato, listed as a screenwriter for the long-delayed sequel on IMDb, revealed he has finished…

Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
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Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…

Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not
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Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes has announced a brand new solar system for Warframe…

Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
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Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…

US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party
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US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to say,…

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
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Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…

NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit
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NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The New York Times has filed a counterclaim against the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), and I’m sipping my coffee,…

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