No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation
No Man’s Sky is back with another update, because you know what they say: “you can never have too many…
Tag: Game
BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency
So, you want to know about ANTHRAX’s new single, “It’s For The Kids”? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, it’s…
The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again
Breaking News: CD PROJEKT RED Finally Announces The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Songs of the Past, Because You Clearly…
Media Molecule’s Next Game Will Probably Be a Reboot of Knack with a Battle Royale Mode and a Subscription Service
Sony’s Media Molecule is reportedly working on a new game with “open-world elements” and we’re all just over here like…
Logitech Finally Creates Products That Won’t Give You Carpal Tunnel After 5 Minutes Of Use Maybe
Breaking News: Logitech Releases New Lineup of Super Comfortable Mice and Keyboards, Because Your Wrists Were Getting Too Comfortable 🤣.…
VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway
Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day, another ridiculous article trying to tear down the greatest president…
Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma
Breaking News: Tekken 8 Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting with Yujiro Hanma Joining the Fight, and Harada Finally…
Black Myth: Wukong Fans Rejoice Because You Get To Pay Ridiculous Amounts Of Money To Maybe Possibly Hear A Few Notes Of Their Music Live In North America Maybe If Youre Lucky And The Venues Dont Sell Out To Scalpers First
Get ready for the most epic concert of the century, folks! 🎉🎶 The Black Myth: Wukong concert series is coming…
Warhammer 40,000 : Boltgun 2 Preview – Because One Hero Wasn’t Enough to Save Humanity from Certain Doom and Now We Get to Watch Another Guy Die Too
Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 is the ultimate adrenaline rush for gamers who need a break from thinking too much 🤯.…