HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space
Oh, HoYoVerse, you scallywags! ðĪŠ After boring us all to tears ðī with your RPGs and those open-world ARPGs (seriously,…
Tag: gamers
Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! ð Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…
Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats ð because Borderlands 4 is HERE, and it’s bringing the CHAOS! ðĨ And by…
Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…
Nintendo Announce Some Crap No One Asked For
Oh boy, Nintendo’s at it again!ð To celebrate 40 years of the same mustachioed guy jumping on turtlesðĒ, they dropped…
Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Announced, Prepare to Weave Through Disappointment in 2026
Alright gamers, gather ’round the digital campfireðĨ! Nintendo, bless their little hearts, decided to drop a “bomb”ðĢ (more like a…
Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest
So, I played Pearl Abyssâs Crimson Desert, right? ð And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…
Hollow Knight: Silksong â Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…
Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! Dying Light is back, promising more of that rooftop parkour that you totally didn’t rage-quit on…
5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. ð We’re…