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Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually
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Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

🤣Oh, sweet, innocent gamers, brace yourselves! Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater, or as I like to call it, “Konami’s…

Itch.io Backtracks Like a Drunk Snail, Unhides the Naughty Bits (But Still Keeps Your Wallet Safe)
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Itch.io Backtracks Like a Drunk Snail, Unhides the Naughty Bits (But Still Keeps Your Wallet Safe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🍿 Our beloved indie game haven, Itch.io, decided to play hide-and-seek with the naughty bits last week,…

Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)
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Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, prepare yourselves for the most thrilling, groundbreaking, and totally-not-derivative experience of the decade! Cronos: The New Dawn,…

Elden Ring Nightreign’s Duo Expeditions: Now Delayed Because Mother Nature Decided to Rage Quit
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Elden Ring Nightreign’s Duo Expeditions: Now Delayed Because Mother Nature Decided to Rage Quit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 FromSoftware DELAYS Elden Ring Nightreign Duo Expeditions Because the Ocean Decided to Throw a Tantrum! 🌊 Like, Seriously?…

Elden Ring Nightreign: Now You Can Die With a Buddy in NEW Duo Expeditions Mode
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Elden Ring Nightreign: Now You Can Die With a Buddy in NEW Duo Expeditions Mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Finally! After what felt like eons of cryptic teases and empty promises, FromSoftware has graced us, the unworthy masses, with…

Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed
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Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh boy, EA’s at it again! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…

Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour
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Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the latest saga of corporate greed and fanboy tears! 😭…

FFT Remake: Square Enix Claims Original Code Lost, Blames Moogles
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FFT Remake: Square Enix Claims Original Code Lost, Blames Moogles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart! Two months before Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles launches, PlayStation is desperately trying to…

Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
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Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

**Waka waka waka 🤪! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…

gamescom 2025: Prepare for Disappointment — Bigger Than Ever, Apparently
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gamescom 2025: Prepare for Disappointment — Bigger Than Ever, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, brace yourselves! 🤪 Gamescom 2025, that annual pilgrimage to the land of overpriced energy drinks and questionable…

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