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Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow
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Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

No one could have missed Tides of Annihilation at this year’s gamescom, and I mean that in the best way…

Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox
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Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the gaming world has been left reeling as Hideo Kojima’s highly anticipated stealth-action game,…

Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab
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Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another live-action video game adaptation, Bandai Namco has announced a new prequel series…

Nodusfall Remains Enigmatic But Piques Curiosity Amidst Gamescom Hype
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Nodusfall Remains Enigmatic But Piques Curiosity Amidst Gamescom Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, and with it, a slew of new game announcements that will inevitably lead to…

Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow
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Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Wireless audio has finally caught up with our twitchy gaming needs, and it’s about time. For years, PC gamers have…

Square Enix revives Romancing SaGa 3 for another nostalgia fueled cash grab
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Square Enix revives Romancing SaGa 3 for another nostalgia fueled cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Square Enix is kicking off 2027 with a bang, or rather, a familiar bang, as they’ve announced yet another remake…

8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options
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8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Get ready to upgrade your gaming experience with the 8BitDo Ultimate 3E, because your old controller is basically a relic…

Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026
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Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

I had the pleasure of meeting Dlala Studios CEO and Game Director, Aj Grand-Scrutton, at Summer Game Fest when I…

Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week
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Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Nintendo is finally blessing us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs, because who doesn’t love a good helping of…

KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs
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KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s been a wild ride, folks, but KONAMI is finally back in the game, and by game, I mean the…

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