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Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams
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Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

It’s been a wild ride since Sony decided to pull the plug on physical PlayStation discs in 2028, and I’m…

Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…

XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
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XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…

Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
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Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…

Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
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Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…

Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment
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Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Microsoft’s Xbox Live is down, and I’m shocked. Said no one ever. The latest in a long line of outages…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: 2026’s Best Proxy Servers to Boost Your Wallet
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: 2026’s Best Proxy Servers to Boost Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

Let’s get real, gamers. The “best gaming proxy” rankings are a joke, usually sorted by IP-pool size and price –…

Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event
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Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is already breaking records, because of course it is – the hype train has left the station and…

Biometrics Replace Passwords Now Can We Please Stop Restarting Our Routers
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Biometrics Replace Passwords Now Can We Please Stop Restarting Our Routers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Abandoning the treadmill of tedious password resets, gamers and non-gamers alike are witnessing a paradigm shift in the world of…

Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness
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Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

So, you want to know if using a VPN will turn your streaming experience into a pixelated mess? Well, let…

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