The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…
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Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the glorious train wreck that is Xbox’s upcoming showcases! 🤣…
iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…
Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the *totally* not-dying Xbox. 🤣 Apparently, despite rumours of it being yeeted…
Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested
OMG, you guys, like, music in movies? Groundbreaking. 🙄 It’s not just some random noise to fill the void while…
Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep
Oh honey, bless your heart, did you REALLY think Xbox was gonna ditch the console game? 🤣 Sarah Bond, the…
“Resident Evil 0 Remake: They Hired Who Now?”
Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢 We’ve got some earth-shattering news about a possible Resident Evil 0 remake. Because, you know,…
Bandai Namco Begs Gamers for Digimon Story Time Stranger Opinions: Prepare for Disappointment
Alright gamers, gather ’round! Bandai Namco, those beautiful geniuses behind the smash hit *Digimon Story Time Stranger* (you HAVE bought…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows Leaks: Coming to Your Grandma’s Switch 2 This Christmas, Maybe
OMG! 🚨HOLD👏UP👏GAMERS!🚨 You thought Ubisoft was actually gonna be upfront about Assassin’s Creed Shadows on the Nintendo Switch 2? 😂Bless…
Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination
Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! 💅 Elon “Technoking” Musk, fresh off renaming Twitter to “X” because…reasons? 🤔 …is now gracing…