UGREEN’s MagFlow: Because Your Qi Charger Just Wasn’t Boujee Enough
UGREEN, bless their cotton socks🧦, has proudly announced that their MagFlow Magnetic Power Bank is the WORLD’S FIRST to get…
Tag: games
Lucca Comics Invades Expo 2025: Prepare for Pasta-Fueled Manga Mayhem
Oh, sweet ravioli! 🍝 Lucca Comics & Games, that yearly pilgrimage for basement-dwelling nerds and aspiring manga artists, has somehow…
Wake Up, Macaroni, Cyberpunk 2077 Wants to be Your Roommate
OMG! 🤩 CD Projekt Red, bless their little hearts, is FINALLY gracing the Mac peasants with Cyberpunk 2077. Yes, you…
“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction
Ah, yes, the glorious world of digital game deals, where your dreams of becoming a digital hoarder come true! 🤑…
In-Game Transactions: Pro Tips to Empty Your Wallet Faster, Noob
Ah, yes, in-game transactions. Because who doesn’t love parting with their hard-earned cash for a digital hat? 🎩 Whether you’re…
EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…
EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😭 because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…
CNN Business Whines: Trump’s “Biting” Conspiracy Theories That They Totally Didn’t Help Spread
The liberal media outlet CNN is trying to paint President Trump as being consumed by the conspiracy theories he supposedly…
Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?
Yeehaw! 🤠 Moxy Movement presents “Moxy Goes West: Aerial & Pole Show”! Prepare for a mesmerizing fusion of pole &…
Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23
Oh, boy, oh, boy! 🤪 Get ready, folks, because the Canadian Qualifier for Red Bull Home Ground, that totally-not-boring official…