Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! ðĪĄð
OMG! ðą Tyler McVicker, the guy who’s been “reporting” on Half-Life 3 since, like, the Stone Age, says it’s PLAYTESTABLE!…
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ðĪŠð°ð
OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one ð), have decided…
May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth ðððļ
Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? ð As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…
Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill ðĪ, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive ð
OMG! ðą Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight ðĪĢ), finally…
EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity ððĨðĪĄ
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because CCP Games, bless their cotton socks, just announced *another* expansion for EVE Online at Fanfest…
ðŪ GTA 6 postponed for the DUMBEST reason: not enough whip-crackers! The laziest juniors just sabotaged Release of the Year
Alright, invisible keyboard warriors and armchair generals, put down your Mountain Dew and Cheetos â itâs time to talk about…
HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ððð
Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…
ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account ðĪð°ð
Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…
Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money ðĪ and $80 games are just the beginning ð
Listen up, peasants! ð Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed ðĪ), has decided that your measly…
“No Rest for the Wicked” devs claim their “Breach Update” is totally new, but really it’s just more of the same, amirite? ðððĨ
Alright gamers, listen up! No Rest for the Wicked, that game that’s trying to be Dark Souls but also Diablo…