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Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
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Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…

Certainly eBay’s brilliant move against failing GameStop
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Certainly eBay’s brilliant move against failing GameStop

Big ElephantMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…

US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode
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US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

World’s Oil Markets Hold Their Breath as Strait of Hormuz Remains Shut Well folks, grab your gas masks and strap…

GameStop: From Dying Brick-and-Mortar to Meme Stock God? CNN Asks the Real Questions
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GameStop: From Dying Brick-and-Mortar to Meme Stock God? CNN Asks the Real Questions

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Gamestop goes woke, accepts your grandma’s virtue-signaling participation trophies for store credit! Oh, the degeneracy! Now Gamestop is taking any…

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