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Tag: Gaming Handhelds

Abandoned on Switch, Aliens: Fireteam Elite players left to fend alone
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Abandoned on Switch, Aliens: Fireteam Elite players left to fend alone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

The Switch version of Aliens: Fireteam Elite has officially gone dark, and honestly, who’s surprised? It’s just another example of…

Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again
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Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Nintendo’s latest move is a masterclass in corporate doublespeak, folks. The company is essentially saying that consumers aren’t entitled to…

Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
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Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…

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