Hitman Summons Slim Shady: Prepare for Rap Battles and Silent Assassin Shenanigans
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive is doing this December! They’re, like, TOTALLY selling out by shoving global…
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Vampire Crawlers: Yet Another Poncle Game Announced (Yawn) at the Xbox Partner Preview
Okay, so Poncle, the geniuses 🤡 behind the *totally* original game Vampire Survivors (which definitely didn’t borrow from anything else…
OMG! Silent Hill: Townfall Release Date Just Fell Out of the Sky and It’s, Like, Tomorrow
So, apparently, the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Silent Hill: Townfall might actually see the light of day! Get ready…
Cities: Skylines II Gets Ice-Cold Reception as Iceflake Studios Thaws Out Paradox and Colossal Order’s Partnership
Oh, dear city planners, brace yourselves for a plot twist so shocking, it’s like finding out your meticulously planned sewage…
Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers
Oh, honey, the Toronto Game Expo 2025 is back for its fall edition, and guess what? They couldn’t even keep…
Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I, a seasoned professional in the art of gaming “journalism,” am here to bestow upon…
Wildgate’s “Massive” Update: New Game Modes, a Character (Maybe), and More (Probably Not)
Okay, so Wildgate, the game that promised to be the next big thing but is probably just gonna be another…
RIDE 6: 340 Bikes (Because 339 Wasn’t Enough, Duh) and Modes You’ll Probably Ignore
So, Milestone, the masters of pushing pixels and calling it innovation, are back with RIDE 6! 🛵💨 Yes, you read…
Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss
Alright, gamers, gather ’round because FromSoftware just dropped a bombshell at the PlayStation State of Play, and it’s either genius…
The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…