NVIDIA just went full rocket scientist and sent GeForce NOW to the moon 🚀, bringing not one, not two, but SIX new games to the streaming service, including the highly anticipated PRAGMATA 🤯! Because, you know, who needs human friends when you can have a cloud gaming service that’s out of this world? 🚫👽
We mean, seriously, who needs actual human interaction when you can play PRAGMATA with up to 5K 120 resolution and pretend you’re a real-life investigator trying to uncover the secrets of a lunar research station gone silent 🕵️♂️? And, of course, with the help of an android named Diana, because who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned robotic sidekick 🤖? The game’s storyline is all about uncovering the mysteries of Lunafilament, a material that can supposedly create anything if it has enough data 📊. Yeah, because that’s not a recipe for disaster or anything 🙄.
But wait, there’s more! Fortnite: Save the World has just become free-to-play 🎉, which is perfect for all you cheapskates out there who want to play the ancestor of Fortnite: Battle Royale without breaking the bank 💸. You can build forts, set traps, and kill husks to your heart’s content, all while enjoying the sweet, sweet feeling of not spending a dime 💸. Just don’t expect to play it on your phone or tablet, because, you know, NVIDIA hates mobile devices 📴.
And if you’re feeling cool, you can check out REPLACED, a 2.5D action platformer set in an alternate 1980s America 🕺. You get to play as R.E.A.C.H., an Artificial Intelligence stuck inside a human body 🤖, because who doesn’t love a good existential crisis? 🤯 The game is all about uncovering the secrets of the Phoenix Corporation, the creators of R.E.A.C.H., and it’s GeForce RTX 5080-ready, because you know, graphics matter 📊.
Here’s the full list of new games added to GeForce NOW this week:
- REPLACED (new release on Steam and Xbox, available on Game Pass, April 14, GeForce RTX 5080-ready) 📆
- Windrose (new release on Steam, April 14, GeForce RTX 5080-ready) 🌹
- Cthulhu: The Cosmic Abyss (new release on Steam, April 16, GeForce RTX 5080-ready) 🐙
- PRAGMATA (new release on Steam, April 16, GeForce RTX 5080-ready) 🚀
- PRAGMATA SKETCHBOOK – DEMO (Steam, GeForce RTX 5080-ready) 📝
And, as a bonus, NVIDIA is now offering GeForce NOW Ultimate membership in India for the first time, because, you know, they love India 🙏. It’s still in beta, but hey, who doesn’t love a good beta test 🤔? 🚀💻🎮
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