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Tag: Gaming

MTG: Final Fantasy Crossover – Homebases? More Like Home-BASED-ic
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MTG: Final Fantasy Crossover – Homebases? More Like Home-BASED-ic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Oh boy, another crossover event! As if we didn’t have enough excuses to drain our bank accounts already. This time…

Xbox Game Pass: Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Playing Games Your Grandma Probably Already Beat
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Xbox Game Pass: Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Playing Games Your Grandma Probably Already Beat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Wow, Xbox Game Pass just dropped an update so earth-shattering, so revolutionary, it’ll probably cure world hunger and solve climate…

OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity
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OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Oh. My. God. The Nintendo Switch 2 is REAL, you guys! And apparently, Sega, yes, *that* Sega, the one that…

Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)
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Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

BREAKING: Shift Up, Creators of the Game That Shall Not Be Named (Unless You’re Into That Sort of Thing), Confirm…

Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows
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Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Razer just dropped their “thinnest and most powerful” Blade laptop yet! 🙄 I’m sure it’s…

OMG! Corsair’s WILD SCIMITAR ELITE WIRELESS SE Now Controls Your Cat Videos With Elgato’s Help
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OMG! Corsair’s WILD SCIMITAR ELITE WIRELESS SE Now Controls Your Cat Videos With Elgato’s Help

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Behold, peasants! At Computex 2025, the overlords at Corsair and Elgato, still clinging to relevance in this AI-dominated dystopia, have…

Pokémon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! 🛋️💰😂
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Pokémon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! 🛋️💰😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Scopely, bless their greedy little hearts, has announced that *Pokémon GO* Trainers – yes, the same ones still…

COMPUTEX 2025: Corsair’s MAKR 75 Kit – Because Apparently You Can’t Handle a Prebuilt Keyboard Like a Grown-Up
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COMPUTEX 2025: Corsair’s MAKR 75 Kit – Because Apparently You Can’t Handle a Prebuilt Keyboard Like a Grown-Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Corsair, bless their little cotton socks, has decided that *we*, the unwashed masses of…

Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath
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Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Breaking News! Microsoft, the company that brought you Clippy (RIP, you annoying paperclip 📎), is at it again! Seems like…

Prepare to Have Your Wallet Violently Assaulted by Shiny New Things!
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Prepare to Have Your Wallet Violently Assaulted by Shiny New Things!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

Rick Lane, our resident purveyor of vaguely positive opinions, has emerged from his caffeine-fueled slumber to grace us with news…

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