California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Tag: Gavin Newsom
Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California Governor Gavin Newsom is making waves in South Carolina, and…
Nation’s Most Beautiful Land Suddenly Valuable Enough to Sell Off
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is considering a plan to let a developer…
Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…
Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest suggestion to expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices,…
Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Gavin Newsom’s latest drama, and folks, it’s a doozy. A former staffer, Ruby…
Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
You Won’t Believe Who Vance Thinks Will Run in 2028
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Vice President JD Vance predicting that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will be…
Trump’s New Fundraising Email: Features Soldiers’ Dignified Transfer Photo, Promises ‘Private National Security Briefings’ for VIPs
Patriots, Rejoice! Trump’s ‘National Security Briefings’ Offer the Truth Democrats Want to Hide! President Donald J. Trump, the Commander-in-Chief who…
Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…