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Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm
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Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm

Big ElephantFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Breaking News: Trump’s Lion King Meme Sparks Global Hysteria Among Snowflake Democrats! In yet another stunning display of internet comedy…

Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California
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Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Oh look, Sleepy Joe must have snuck his old Twitter account back just to spread more fake news about our…

Newsom Trolls Trump in Davos, So the President Hit Back With the Maturity of a 12-Year-Old on Xbox Live
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Newsom Trolls Trump in Davos, So the President Hit Back With the Maturity of a 12-Year-Old on Xbox Live

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

GLOBALIST DAVOS ELITES SEETHING AS PRESIDENT TRUMP AMERICAS FIRST ALPHA MALE DOMINATES WORLD STAGE The World Economic Forum in Davos,…

California Declares State of Emergency Because Apparently Rain Is Still a Thing
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California Declares State of Emergency Because Apparently Rain Is Still a Thing

Big ElephantDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

California declares state of emergency after “devastating storms” – because only liberal states need government assistance for weather they’ve had…

‘You can’t dispute ash’: Eaton Fire survivors battle the invisible damage (but at least the smoke is free aromatherapy)
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‘You can’t dispute ash’: Eaton Fire survivors battle the invisible damage (but at least the smoke is free aromatherapy)

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

California’s ‘Green’ Disaster: Smoke-Stained Homes and a Power Company That Just Won’t Quit! In a stunning twist of environmental irony,…

Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
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Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…

Cargo Ship Throws Fiery Tantrum at Port of Los Angeles, Everyone Freaks Out
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Cargo Ship Throws Fiery Tantrum at Port of Los Angeles, Everyone Freaks Out

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Lib-controlled Port of Los Angeles! You just KNOW this fire on the One…

Trump’s Justice Department throws a tantrum, sues California for trying to draw lines that might benefit…*gasp*…Democrats
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Trump’s Justice Department throws a tantrum, sues California for trying to draw lines that might benefit…*gasp*…Democrats

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, the Left Coast is at it again, folks! California Democrats thought they could pull a fast one, rigging the…

Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics
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Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Gavin Newsom, fresh from his “sweeping election victory” (thanks to rigging the system, no doubt!), is now claiming it represents…

CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up
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CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media—CNN, no less—to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re trotting out the…

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