2025 Campaign Trail: Democrats Already Eyeing 2028 Because 2024 Is So Last Year
The 2025 campaign trail has turned into a clown show for 2028 hopefuls, all desperate to save the failing Democratic…
Tag: Gavin Newsom
California Guv Says These Pols Are Totally Rigging the Election (No Duh)
Gavin Newsom, the hair-gelled governor of California, is crying foul about redistricting. Can you believe this guy? Typical liberal. Always…
Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…
California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)
California, the land of fruits, nuts, and now, unionized Uber drivers! Gavin Newsom, fresh from his grooming appointment, just signed…
California: Where ICE Agents Can’t Even Show Their Faces, But Your Neighbor’s Chihuahua Needs a Therapist
Gavin Newsom, or as I like to call him, “Gruesome Newsom,” just signed a bill to unmask our brave law…
Kid Rock Announces “Golden Shower” of Blessings for Governor Newsom in Response to Ban
In the great, and until now, unseen battle for the very soul of America — where on one side of…