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Tag: Gavin Newsom

Cargo Ship Throws Fiery Tantrum at Port of Los Angeles, Everyone Freaks Out
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Cargo Ship Throws Fiery Tantrum at Port of Los Angeles, Everyone Freaks Out

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Lib-controlled Port of Los Angeles! You just KNOW this fire on the One…

Trump’s Justice Department throws a tantrum, sues California for trying to draw lines that might benefit…*gasp*…Democrats
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Trump’s Justice Department throws a tantrum, sues California for trying to draw lines that might benefit…*gasp*…Democrats

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, the Left Coast is at it again, folks! California Democrats thought they could pull a fast one, rigging the…

Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics
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Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Gavin Newsom, fresh from his “sweeping election victory” (thanks to rigging the system, no doubt!), is now claiming it represents…

CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up
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CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media—CNN, no less—to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re trotting out the…

California’s Referendum: So Easy, Even Californians Can (Try To) Understand It | CNN Politics
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California’s Referendum: So Easy, Even Californians Can (Try To) Understand It | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

California Commies Plotting to Steal Seats! Gavin Newsom, fresh from ruining California, is spearheading Prop 50 to rig elections and…

CNN’s 2025 Election Day Brain-Meltdown: 5 Questions That Will Make You Question Reality (and CNN’s Sanity)
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CNN’s 2025 Election Day Brain-Meltdown: 5 Questions That Will Make You Question Reality (and CNN’s Sanity)

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

The Libs are at it Again! Another Day, Another Conspiracy to Rig Elections Against Our Beloved President Trump! Americans are…

2025 Campaign Trail: Democrats Already Eyeing 2028 Because 2024 Is So Last Year
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2025 Campaign Trail: Democrats Already Eyeing 2028 Because 2024 Is So Last Year

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

The 2025 campaign trail has turned into a clown show for 2028 hopefuls, all desperate to save the failing Democratic…

California Guv Says These Pols Are Totally Rigging the Election (No Duh)
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California Guv Says These Pols Are Totally Rigging the Election (No Duh)

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the hair-gelled governor of California, is crying foul about redistricting. Can you believe this guy? Typical liberal. Always…

Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
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Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…

California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)
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California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

California, the land of fruits, nuts, and now, unionized Uber drivers! Gavin Newsom, fresh from his grooming appointment, just signed…

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