Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…
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California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)
California, the land of fruits, nuts, and now, unionized Uber drivers! Gavin Newsom, fresh from his grooming appointment, just signed…
California: Where ICE Agents Can’t Even Show Their Faces, But Your Neighbor’s Chihuahua Needs a Therapist
Gavin Newsom, or as I like to call him, “Gruesome Newsom,” just signed a bill to unmask our brave law…
Kid Rock Announces “Golden Shower” of Blessings for Governor Newsom in Response to Ban
In the great, and until now, unseen battle for the very soul of America — where on one side of…