Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…
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Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027
Oh boy, are you in for a treat or what? 🤯 The “Gene Simmons Legends Of Rock Expo” has been…
Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX…
GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy drama? 🤯 Because Gene Hoglan, the legendary drummer from DEATH, just…
KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…
Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently
We’re not sure if this is exactly what Willy Wonka had in mind when he sang about a world of…
Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the latest developments in the Strait of Hormuz. It seems…
DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness
Oh boy, what a night it was! 🤣 The infamous DETHKLOK concert on Saturday, May 16 at Landmark Credit Union…
‘Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory’ Is a Secret Massacre Movie That Will Make You Question Your Childhood
If I wanted to torture my brother when we were kids, I only needed to say two words: “Blueberry Girl.”…
The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever
Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating 🐢. In the past 15 years, he’s blessed us…