Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Jack and Sharon Osbourne…
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Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…
LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch
Oh no, rock music is dead… again 🙄. Original FOREIGNER singer Lou Gramm has weighed in on the whole “rock…
KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough
Oh no, the drama never ends! 🤯 KISS bassist Gene Simmons is spilling all the tea about his former bandmates,…
Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…
KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just found out that Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons, the sons of KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons,…
Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…
Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…
KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…
Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…